Hello people who recently followed me I glad you’re here and I am so sorry about all the moaning and complaining I’m usually much better than this
i’m going to fail
part of me wants to do really well in school and get an amazing job and the other part of me just wants to lie on the floor and do nothing ever because i’m gonna die in the end anyway
i can’t get over this fucking gif look at him look how devastated he is he was so certain that captain rum was the right answer who does he think he is
- Person: Have you seen that episode where...
- Me: I have seen every episode, go on
the thing about living in australia is there’s always some weird animal making some fucked up noise outside your window
We’ve got that in England too but we call them chavs
you ever wanna fuck the living shit outta somebody but also cook for them and make sure they’re emotionally stable?
do you ever forget you need to pee and then like half an hour later remember you’re really desperate or is that just me
you’re so lazy that you procrastinate peeing
I was going to argue but yeah you’re right
- someone: we finish each other's s-
- me: TEVE ROGERS