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if you can watch this entire video straight through you have the most iron fucking will on the actual planet, in the actual universe. you have gigantic balls of steel. i would not fuck with you. you could come in my house and slap my mom and take my cats and i would just let you. if you can watch all of this you scare the shit out of me
i always change my mind about everything except the password i have been using since i was 10
do you ever just get a vibe that someone has a crush on you and then you’re not sure if they actually do or if you’re just really really self-absorbed
Gonna go make myself a pb & j and then study some ochem
Anonymous asked: What's your major in college?
there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me
it’s called the throne
- Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
- Cashier: Are you 18?
- Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.
I have to take the ACS org 2 exam to get transfer credit for my gen chem and org 1 and 2 classes, and I’m super nervous, what if I don’t do well that’s three semesters of chemistry down the drain, and just UGH I mean I have to get 35/70 right, which doesn’t sound hard, but maybe its really hard and that’s why they set it so low???? I’m pretty sure I’ve taken a version of the exam before and I think I got around 70% right, but that was before I even took org 2
also when do I take it? I’m not prepared to take it tomorrow, If I took it Friday morning I’d miss the last breakout before my poli sci exam, Friday afternoon and I’d miss my other two classes
I register on Monday at noon, and I need that credit to register for org 3.
i secretly like getting assigned seats in school because it takes away that awkward “i have no friends in this class where the fuck am i gonna sit” factor